There Is a Fracture

from Medical Melodies and Surgical Songs by Henrik Widegren

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lyrics

Music/Lyrics: Henrik Widegren

The orthopedist said: There is a fracture. I have to operate
The anaesthetist said: Great. Can you please explicate?
The orthopedist said: There is a fracture. I have to operate

The anaesthetist said: I see, you need an operation
But if I’m gonna do it. I need some more information
The orthopedist said: It’s a fracture with a rotation

The anaesthetist said: Ok, whose fracture is it?
A he or a she? A heavyweight or a kleine?
The orthopedist said: Whose fracture? Of course it’s mine!

The anaesthetist said: But whom does the fracture belong to?
Young or old? Any other lesions known?
The orthopedist said: The fracture belongs to a bone!

The anaesthetist said: And who belongs to the bone?
The orthopedist said: I get it. She’s healthy. Let’s see:
Diabetes, COPD and she’s 93

The anaesthetist said: Thank you! Anything else?
The orthopedist said: Well, she’s laid three days in the woods
So she is very fasted. Isn’t that good?

The anaesthetist said: Anything about her heart?
The orthopedist said: Oh yes, I have her ECG
And she has, let’s see: Ventricular asystole

The anaesthetist took a benzo and said: Ok
Her heart, “the blood pump”, it’s stopped its beating
The orthopedist said: Oh… But then there will be less bleeding?

The anaesthetist said: The best is: We need no intubation
Cause your lady’s breath is on an everlasting vacation
The orthopedist was thinking of fracture stabilization

The anaesthetist said: She’ll go to post mortem examination
And then she’s off to funeral and cremation
The orthopedist said: I’ll join her! She needs an operation!
She needs an operation!
Yes, I need an operation!

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from Medical Melodies and Surgical Songs, released April 1, 2019

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Henrik Widegren Sweden

"There are a thousand songs about love, but none about the bowel"

Henrik Widegren is a medical doctor who started writing geeky songs about medicine, healthcare and science when asked to perform at a hospital after work in 2012.

Now he has released six studio albums and has a YouTube channel (Henrik Widegren) with music videos. The latest album, Doctor Feelgood, was released September 18. ... more